Breaking News: Obama Admits Kenyan Birth!

Today at a press conference the U.S. President Barak Obama admitted that he was actually born in Kenya, that he is in fact, a Muslim, and that he is secretly having affairs with both Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin! In a related story speaker of the house John Boehner admitted to having lifetime memberships in both the hair club for men and Natures Gate tanning lotion club!

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