Trump Announces 30′ Wall! Trump Enterprises Announces: 31′ Ladder Sale!

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Breaking News: Donald Trump today announced that he has finally settled on a height for his wall around our southern border! Today’s announcement has settled that the wall would be 30′ tall!

In a totally unrelated story, Donald Trump today announced the formation of Trump ladder corporation, which will manufacture and sell 31′ ladders on both sides of the U.S. and Mexico border! Ladders will not be available to Canadians!